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| How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things we... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Tower: Shamu two-two, please state estimated time of arrival. Pilot: Ok, lets see..., I think Tuesday would be nice...... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Southwest Airlines makes humor a high priority. Here are some actual humorous statements by airline flight crews: "Good... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they c... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| "Flight 1234, are you ready to copy holding instructions?""Center, make that request on the next frequency...."... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Tower: Mission triple-three, do you have problems? Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass.Tower: Judging the way you are... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York.... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York. During the meal service, he accidentally knocked the spoon off to the aisl... more
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