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| Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| "This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP sa... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?"Youre still thinking procedurally! A properly designed lig... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: Whats the best way to accelerate a Mac?A: 9.81 m/s2... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Youre spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked?No, theyve always been blue!... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...Oh, wait a minute, he already does.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| My computer isnt that nervous. Its just a bit ANSI.... more
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