Viewing Joke:

Category:Computer jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:5 stars     
Views:772
 
Joke:What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.
 


More Computer Jokes:

1.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"... more

2.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.... more

3.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."... more

4.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
"This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP sa... more

5.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?"Youre still thinking procedurally! A properly designed lig... more

6.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Q: Whats the best way to accelerate a Mac?A: 9.81 m/s2... more

7.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut.... more

8.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Youre spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked?No, theyve always been blue!... more

9.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...Oh, wait a minute, he already does.... more

10.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
My computer isnt that nervous. Its just a bit ANSI.... more