| 1. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?A. Wheeeee!!!!!... more
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| 2. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.... more
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| 3. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| When should you feel sorry for a skunk?When its spray pump is out of order!... more
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| 4. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ? It lives on ice !... more
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| 5. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it?Jawbreakers!... more
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| 6. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?He was a card shark!... more
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| 7. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? They both wear stripes !... more
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| 8. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear g... more
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| 9. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.... more
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| 10. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !... more
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