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| What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)... more
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| 2. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ? Because its a mane-lion station !... more
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| 3. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was... more
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| 4. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Who held the baby octopus to ransom ? Squidnappers !... more
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| 5. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| What do polar bears have for lunch ? Ice burger !... more
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| 6. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?Pingu-Pong!... more
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| 7. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Whats the difference between a tiger and a lion ? A tiger has the mane part missing !... more
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| 8. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks,"What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".... more
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| 9. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?Something that stinks and stings!... more
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| 10. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldnt get the moose in the oven!... more
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